Get away from me you little fuck
this is the most precious thing ive ever seen
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| me: | the fuck is this |
|---|---|
| me: | who the fuck are you |
| me: | dayum pull yo skirt down please |
| me: | walk faster fuckface |
| me: | fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you |
| me: | no you're a whore |
| me: | dont touch me i have more followers than you |
| me: | i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now |
| me: | pew pew nigga |
| me: | i'd push you in front of me whore |
Can we just appreciate that we all know exactly what she is saying in the comments.
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SO I decided today’s my cartoons day!!! And there you go this is my #2!! And you should listen the theme song too! It’s AH-MAZING! :)
TUTENSTEIN
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| *Man walks into a store and finds employee* | |
| Man: | Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?! |
| Employee: | Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application? |
| Man: | I never filled out an application. |
| Employee: | Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application. |
| Man: | No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add! |
| Employee: | Well, but that doesn't- |
| Man: | AND I even told you that I didn't have a job! |
| Employee: | But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring. |
| Man: | OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane! |
| Employee: | Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience? |
| Man: | Well no, but what does that matter? |
| Employee: | ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience. |
| Man: | Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you. |
| Employee: | That...doesn't make any sense. |
| Man: | NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy. |
| Employee: | |
| Man: | |
| Employee: | |
| Man: | Fuck you, slut. |
Great heroes need great sorrows and burdens, or half their greatness goes unnoticed.
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didn’t even make it past the first line before i had to reblog
fuck Lion King and Pocahontas are almost 20 years old
Tears
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I’m alone again. I’m crying again. I’m counting my breathes again. I’m not smiling at all anymore. I’m huffing under my breathe to laugh… Nothing much is funny again. I’m eating something when others are to make sure I do. I feel alone again. Who matters isn’t here and they are too busy living without me just like I want. Lonely. I don’t care. I don’t even wish I did anymore. I want the fairy tail. That what I care about will happen more often so I don’t have to waste energy on what I don’t give a fuck about. But of course not.
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“This piece was primarily a trust exercise, in which she told viewers she would not move for six hours no matter what they did to her. She placed 72 objects one could use in pleasing or destructive ways, ranging from flowers and a feather boa to a knife and a loaded pistol, on a table near her and invited the viewers to use them on her however they wanted.
Initially, Abramović said, viewers were peaceful and timid, but it escalated to violence quickly. “The experience I learned was that … if you leave decision to the public, you can be killed… I felt really violated: they cut my clothes, stuck rose thorns in my stomach, one person aimed the gun at my head, and another took it away. It created an aggressive atmosphere. After exactly 6 hours, as planned, I stood up and started walking toward the public. Everyone ran away, escaping an actual confrontation.”
This piece revealed something terrible about humanity, similar to what Philip Zimbardo’s Stanford Prison Experiment or Stanley Milgram’s Obedience Experiment, both of which also proved how readily people will harm one another under unusual circumstances.”
This performance showed just how easy it is to dehumanize a person who doesn’t fight back, and is particularly powerful because it defies what we think we know about ourselves. I’m certain the no one reading this believes the people around him/her capable of doing such things to another human being, but this performance proves otherwise.”
this is why performance art is important
So every single person who told me ‘ignore them they’ll go away’ and ‘you can’t let them know they bothered you’ and ‘They’ll stop if they don’t see you react’ and all that bull shit, my entire school career, I want you to look good and hard at this.
I want you to think about what you said.
What you keep saying.
What you are telling your children.
You are making them powerless.
I love this woman.
Amazing
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